pplofcolor:

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

B^2

(Source: xoxo2k14methdragonssss)

flowerteen:

I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.

rachreilly:

when someone tries to spill the truth tea but you’re not ready to be scalded

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randombrethren:

Do not tease children about their crushes.

Do not tease children about their crushes.

Do not tease children about their crushes.

DO NOT TEASE CHILDREN ABOUT THEIR CRUSHES.

DO NOT TEACH CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE THAT THEIR EMOTIONS ABOUT ANOTHER PERSON ARE INVALID.

DO NOT TEACH CHILDREN THAT IF THEY TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THESE EMOTIONS, THEY WILL ONLY BE MOCKED.

JUST STOP.

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

frvt:

this is how i would want my wikipedia article to end

frvt:

this is how i would want my wikipedia article to end

futurefantastic:

battybatty:

Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

lankymuke:

DO U EVER JUST SEE A PICTURE OR A GIF oR A VIDEO OF UR FAVE BAND MEMBER AND U JUST SORTA LIKE LITERALLY GET CHEST PAINS AND HAVe TO CURL UP IN A LIL BALL AND U KINDA SMILE TO URSELF OR LET OUT A WEIRD SQUEAL BC THE LOVE THAT IS RUNNING THROUGH UR VEINS IS JUST ToO MUCH FOr UR FRAGILE HEART

or is that just me

dajo42:

"ah yes my daughter is the brains of the family"